Thursday, December 12, 2013

RANT: 's with Acronyms - YOU'RE NOT HELPING

This post was started while I was temping at a publishing company in The States in mid-2013. I was proofing a listing of company names when I came across  So-and-So's CPA's. I first thought it was an error, and promptly marked it for correction. It wasn't until I received the listing for the second time, with my dutifly marked correction blotted out with a note saying the original version was correct, did I understand what was happening to American Business English....it was caving under the daft determination of the wannabe Grammar Nazi.

RANT!


My temp job with a local publication company has enlightened me to a new shift in current American English spelling habits : the use of the 's with acronyms to indicate pluralisation. For example NGOs (non-governmental organisations) has now become NGO's, and it is acceptable to do so in various public publications! GRRRRR!

Insisting that the acronym for non-governmental organisations should be spelled NGO's, rather than the traditionally used NGOs is NOT USEFUL. In fact, it is downright confusing.


But the apostrophe is supposed to be there, right?!?

As most of us should have learned in elementary school, and likely visited for a second time in middle school, the apostrophe, when combined with the letter -s, is used to denote possession of something:

Singular Plural
The book belongs to Jane.

It is, therefore, Jane's book.
The Joneses have a new car.

The Joneses' car is red.


Or, to show the omission of a letter, or combination of letters:

Example 1   Example 2      
Who has remembered their permission slip?

Who's remembered their permission slip?
It is a lovely evening tonight.

It's a lovely evening tonight.


In rare cases, the apostrophe-s combination may be used to denote the pluralisation of lower case letters such as the phrase "Mind your p's and q's." (NOTE: an acronym is a series of capital letters which are derived from the first letter of each word in a phrase or collection of words).

Otherwise, one simply adds an -s to the end of whatever they wish to pluralise.

Example 1 - Symbols and Numbers Example 2 - Nouns         
Many &s (Many ampersands)

The 1960s (The years between 1960 and 1969)
Cats and dogs
Stars and moons

So no, an apostrophe does NOT belong in NGOs when trying to discuss a situation involving more than one NGO. Were I wishing to refer to a report published by an NGO - the NGO's report, then an apostrophe would be appropriate.

But we NEED the apostrophe there, it's clearer and more simple this way!

Shifts in the use and practice of linguistic facets of a language are very often reactionary. For instance, as the rejection of a complex set of usage rules in favor of a more simplified system. One example of this can be seen in the orthographic reform of the German language in 1996 (Rechtschreibreform) which introduced new, simplified spelling conventions for certain words based on their pronunciation.

That's all well and good when you have Pf- and F- spellings for the 'f' sound and -ch, -ck, -k, and -q for a 'k' sound. It's just simple economics and good manners to your speakers to decide on just one spelling convention for each sound.

In this case for English, however, the existing grammar rule for the use of the apostrophe-s combination is SIMPLE and CLEAR. Add either 's or s' to show possession or simply add -s to show the plural form. The one exception? Use 's when showing the plural of lower case letters (because in this case these lower case letters are actually acting as nouns in your sentence, rather than as a part of a word).

Honestly, of all the grammar rules to pick a bone with you'd think English speakers would have gone after the rash of silent letters (i.e. knife and night) or perhaps the whole "i before e, except after c", which almost NEVER is the case. But no, those wannabe Grammar Nazis of English have determined it is the lack of an apostrophe in NGOs which must be 'fixed'.

If using an -'s after an acronym makes it clearer to the reader the author means more than one of those acronyms, then how, prey tell, does one convey more clearly to the reader the ownership the acronym has over something? We have traditionally used the 's to accomplish this. Oops! Didn't think about that one, did you?



Don't... just don't!


Honestly, of all the grammar rules to pick a bone with you'd think English speakers would have gone after the rash of silent letters (i.e. knife and night) or perhaps the whole "i before e, except after c", which almost NEVER is the case. But no, those wannabe Grammar Nazis of English have determined it is the lack of an apostrophe in NGOs which must be 'fixed'.

I admit I can be something of a grammar & spelling snob, (that would be part of what qualifies me for my current job (UPDATE: no longer employed here)) but I can be reasonable about linguistic shifts... provided they are beneficial to a language. In this particular situation there should be no debate regarding the use of the apostrophe-s. Come on! We learned this in grade school people!

/RANT 


 

 Resources

Apostrophe, Oxford English Dictionaries
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/words/apostrophe

Spelling Reform in German by Chris Upward (1997)
http://www.spellingsociety.org/journals/j21/german.php

The Apostrophe at the Purdue OWL
https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/621/01/

Monday, January 21, 2013

NEW BOOKS!!!! *SQUEE*

*happy excited bounces*

Dymmocks, one of the largest book retailers in Australia, was having a sale today. I managed to get away with having only purchased two books (and I will evil eye anyone who think's that isn't anything special).

You see, usually when I go book browsing I purposefully leave my wallet at home and only carry a specified amount of cash on my person, lest I purchase ALL THE THINGS!!! (To give you a better idea of my booklust I tend to either purchase, or borrow from a local library, several books per week.)  But today was one of those random incidences where I was out running errands, wallet in hand, and happened by a book sale. So, given that I managed to control myself to only purchasing two books, both of which were even already on my 'To Read' list, is something to be proud of, IMHO.

The two I purchased today are the Book Thief  and The Arab-Isreali Conflict: A Guide for the Perplexed.



The Book Thief, written by Australian author Mark Zusack, is a tale about a foster girl living just outside of Munich during WWI. Liesel, the young protagonist, cannot resist nicking books. Unable to read in the beginning of the story, she learns to read from her father and shares her stolen books with her neighbors and hidden Jews during bombing raids. As time goes on she begins to steal books from Nazi book burnings, the Mayor's wife's library, and anywhere else she comes across them.

Aside from being a complete bibliophile myself, I'm also intrigued by the author's choice of narrator for the story. You see, the story is told from the point of view of Death... :: surprising and sinister vintage radio music plays now ::




What is the Palestinian-Arab-Israeli conflict? What is the role of the USA in it? How has the media contributed to a polarization of views? What is the importance of Jerusalem? This book endeavours to answer these questions, and many others by explaining clearly, and in an engaging manner, key events and individuals surrounding this conflict.

This is my first experience with a book from Bloomsbury Publishing's 'Guides for the Perplexed' series. The introduction was quite engaging, so we'll see how I find the rest of the piece. I have friends who identify with both sides of the conflicting parties, and I hope this book will give me even more topics to discuss with them. Definitely watch this space for future tidbits about how I'm finding the book.

Ok, I've got my trusty book light (as it is now almost 10pm) and I'm ready to dive in!!! Catch ya'll on the flip side!


Yes, links to the books are attached to my Amazon Associates account. No, you are not obligated to link through. Should you like further details/copy of my disclosure, please go here.








Saturday, January 12, 2013

Spain's economic crisis isn't impacting just Spaniards...

Check out this recent photo blogpost from a friend of mine who is currently living in North-East Spain documenting an encounter with abandoned felines in Vic, Catalonia.

Wordsartiste: The Crisis in Their Eyes...

Yes, the current economic situation of many countries is difficult, at best. However, I think we often forget just how granulated a poor economy can go. Household pets and forever friends are often some of the first to be let go of when financial times get tough. Don't get me wrong, if you can't feed your family fuzzy you shouldn't keep them. However, kicking the domesticated animal to the curb is abuse - would you consider leaving your toddler alone on the street to fend for itself when money got tight? No, likely you would feel the assumption that toddlers can 'figure out' how to take care of themselves is ludicrous. Expecting an animal which has never been in a situation requiring it to acquire food/shelter/etc, is essentially the same thing.

   


Luckily, most communities have animal protection agencies who WANT to take in animals when their owners have discovered they can no longer care for them, and WANT to try and find a new home for this surrendered forever friend.

My favourite local animal protection societies here in my current home of New South Wales are:


Both are predominately donation funded, though they both also have a second-hand/thrift store/op-shop associated with their organisation, the profits from which are redirected back into providing care and services for abandoned and surrendered pets. Neither practice nor endorse euthanasia, and favor education for humans on the proper care techniques for their pet.

Have a look-see on Google or your favourite search engine and share with me the local animal protection agency in your area!


Friday, January 11, 2013

Blow your mind Zombie trilogy!

Image taken from the website of Mira Grant

Ok, I'll concede the title of this post was likely not the most tactful....given it's contents. But I suppose blowing your mind, where zombies are concerned, would be preferential to losing your mind to them, yeah? Either way, you should definitely check out Mira Grant's Newsflesh Trilogy, like NOW. Even if you aren't a 'horror' fiction fan, DO. IT.

Relayed in a mixture of blog posts and first person narratives, these books aren't so much horror as they are post-apocalyptic or dystopic in design, with a mystery/conspiracy twist; the shambling zombies are simply a feature of the current world environment, rather than the main focus of the story. In the post-Rising world of Grant's books, most of what we consider to be the facets of daily life have shifted into virtual space, as a means of avoiding unwanted additional exposure to the live virus which turns humans into 'zombies'. News and most media forms are distributed via the internet, or locally supported networks, shopping is all accomplished online and delivered to your home (including groceries), and most social events are hosted in forums or video chats/conferences.

Grant's world is so detailed that I found myself constantly assessing my meatspace environment through the eyes of a post-Rising human during my recent holiday roadtrip across Australia. No joke - I was obviously assimilating whenever I was seriously concerned about pitching a tent next to a caravan with horses not because of my strong allergies to horsehair, but because of Mason's Law (all mammals over 60lbs are susceptible to amplification). My fellow travelers were wondering whether to suspend my reading privileges while driving across the flat plains of South Australia and Western Australia.


If you like mystery, suspense, science fiction (with some decent hard medical science included), comedy, dystopia, adventure, romance, alternative-lifestyle, politics, communications, or even international relations, you'll enjoy this book. There is also a balance between strong female and male protagonists (the first book is told predominately through the eyes of Georgia Mason). This series really has something for EVERYONE in it, and you wont have to stomach a ton of blood to get your kicks.

Yes, links to the books are attached to my Amazon Associates account. No, you are not obligated to link through. Should you like further details/copy of my disclosure, please go here.

This was so predicted. Science Ppl, IT WORKS.

Right, so I and my fellow epic roadtrippers on our Sydney <> Perth drive totally dodged this bullet.

Freaky orange dust storm hits Western Australia


Photo Credit: Brett Martin
"It is the heatwave that laps east and west and seems hard to dislodge. Even tropical cyclone Narelle, wandering off the north-west coast of Western Australia, has so far failed to budge the giant heat cell over the continent: http://ow.ly/gIhI4

Photo: This spectacular gust front associated with cyclone Narelle was captured about 25 nautical miles north-west of Onslow in Western Australia on Wednesday. The red tinge results from dust picked up from the Pilbara" Excerpt from: The Sydney Morning Herald, 10 January 2013



Not like scientists haven't been predicting this kind of scary-apocolyptic-esque crap for several years now. :o/  (actual reports can be found here, here, and HERE, as a starting point) We're on track with the CONSERVATIVE model, people. So lets stop with the whining at the Tokyo/Copenhagen/Qatar/insert-city-name-here Talks and TRY DOING SOMETHING TO ACTUALLY FIX THE PROBLEM.


Even an online comic strip artist got the message before the rest of you.
SOURCE: xkcd.com



/RANT


Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Hobbit at a Drive In!

Just enjoyed watching the first instalment of The Hobbit tonight with some friends while visiting Melbourne. The movie rocked! AND there are two more films to come before they've completed the story!

On top of a fantastic film and great company was the awesome venue: The Village Drive In near Coburg. They are HUGE. Three screens and placement for up to 900 vehicles! There is also a diner on site selling burgers, fish n chips, milkshakes, and more contemporary film fare like Pods and Choctops. Best part: you can SMS your order and they'll bring it to your car while you enjoy the movie!

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

And....LAUNCHED!

Testing......

Yeah, this thing is on!

Welcome to my cache. Think of it as my digital pensieve. 

This is where I will be dumping all other items from my mind which I do not feel fit in any of my other blogs. 

I enjoy blogging, writing, researching, and sharing my thoughts, but I'm finding that my other blogs do not leave enough wiggle-room for me to comfortably (and in good writer's conscience) post my more whimsical musings. I refuse to purge any of my other blogs as they serve their purposes well, both for myself and my readers, and I feel the more focused/strict posting requirements useful in their own way. 


Be forewarned: That which you will find here may appear somewhat random, disjointed, and even one-off.

 I do not plan to always provide my reader with an answer to the all-important question "and therefore, what?" (as I do in some of my other blogs) and I do not intend to use this blog strictly as a means of sharing nifty tidbits and facts. This blog will be fulfilling my need for the occasional data dump of those things rolling around in my brain. I will be blunt, brutally honest, occasionally wrong, rather geeky, and incredibly enthusiastic. And, honestly, if it doesn't make me go SQUEE! then you likely wont see me posting on it. 

 I hope you enjoy what you find here. If you do not, please continue on your merry way and google something else.